{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Eroticasaurus","home_page_url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm","feed_url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/json","description":"Sarah Nowak and Josh Krebs present dramatic readings of monster erotica and bring a bit of fringe porn into the light for all to enjoy.  We're hot for creature, and you will be too!\r\n  \r\n ","_fireside":{"subtitle":"A comedy podcast about monster erotica. 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","date_published":"2024-10-25T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/62fe5cc8-6420-49bb-a58b-3424778feab7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27934727,"duration_in_seconds":2074}]},{"id":"e809a548-98b2-4ad7-b465-e230cdf6961c","title":"Episode 36: Velma, Daphne, Fred, and a Surprise Guest","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/mysterymachine","content_text":"We take the Mystery Machine to a haunted house and then the craziest thing happens!!!!!!!\n(sex)\n\nWe hope you all get your hands on your feet real soon!\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\nOriginal art: https://mrjonesart.com/\n\nEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\nhttps://www.slashncast.net/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe take the Mystery Machine to a haunted house and then the craziest thing happens!!!!!!!\u003cbr\u003e\n(sex)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe hope you all get your hands on your feet real soon!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.slashncast.net/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.slashncast.net/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"If that title isn't hot, this episode certainly is. ","date_published":"2021-07-16T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/e809a548-98b2-4ad7-b465-e230cdf6961c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46086065,"duration_in_seconds":3050}]},{"id":"ef518963-a82f-4a24-bc1a-53b45bf013e7","title":"Episode 35: Time Travelling Gay Egyptian Bae","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/bae","content_text":"Our special guest, author Kevin Townley, drops in and drops knowledge!\nIn this episode, we share a time-bending tale of love between two men, one of whom has traveled through time to save his ancestors and the other is a model for Men's Health Magazine. \n\nKevin Townley can be found: \nhttps://www.instagram.com/kevintownleyjr\n\nsupport the author of our story, Hunter Fox by reading and sharing:\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\nOriginal art: https://mrjonesart.com/\n\nEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\nhttps://www.slashncast.net/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;Special Guest: Kevin Townley.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOur special guest, author Kevin Townley, drops in and drops knowledge!\u003cbr\u003e\nIn this episode, we share a time-bending tale of love between two men, one of whom has traveled through time to save his ancestors and the other is a model for Men\u0026#39;s Health Magazine. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKevin Townley can be found: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.instagram.com/kevintownleyjr\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.instagram.com/kevintownleyjr\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003esupport the author of our story, Hunter Fox by reading and sharing:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.slashncast.net/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.slashncast.net/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Kevin Townley.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's all in the title, folks","date_published":"2021-05-19T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/ef518963-a82f-4a24-bc1a-53b45bf013e7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37391836,"duration_in_seconds":2500}]},{"id":"b6d116b8-9c7d-4704-8bc9-c18979089e32","title":"Episode 34: Erotica About The Coronavirus, I guess?","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/courting","content_text":"A sexy lady scientist accidentally sends covid to the past, and must go inside the large Hadron Collider to something something jizz.\nNone of it is what you think!\n\nThis was recorded last November. Sorry for the long pause, we were adjusting to the weird mutants our lives have become. \nThanks for sticking with us. \nStay safe, we hope this makes you horny.\n\nSubscribe to Josh's YouTube channel:\nCoyote\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\nOriginal art: https://mrjonesart.com/\n\nEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\nhttps://www.slashncast.net/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eA sexy lady scientist accidentally sends covid to the past, and must go inside the large Hadron Collider to something something jizz.\u003cbr\u003e\nNone of it is what you think!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis was recorded last November. Sorry for the long pause, we were adjusting to the weird mutants our lives have become. \u003cbr\u003e\nThanks for sticking with us. \u003cbr\u003e\nStay safe, we hope this makes you horny.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSubscribe to Josh\u0026#39;s YouTube channel:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClEUNXKwUdEFo5K6x9Of4Xg\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCoyote\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.slashncast.net/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.slashncast.net/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"I mean . . .  we had to get it out of the way.","date_published":"2021-04-15T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/b6d116b8-9c7d-4704-8bc9-c18979089e32.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50804856,"duration_in_seconds":3265}]},{"id":"a441500b-9e48-404c-a499-7265f8cb3ed7","title":"Episode 33: World of Warcraft and Boning","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/wow1","content_text":"It's a lot of chit chat and we read a story from the Realm of The Woods Where People Get Off and it's GREAT.\nIf this is video games, call me TWITCH. \n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\nOriginal art: https://mrjonesart.com/\n\nEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\nCheck out all of our shows here:\nhttps://www.slashncast.net/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a lot of chit chat and we read a story from the Realm of The Woods Where People Get Off and it\u0026#39;s GREAT.\u003cbr\u003e\nIf this is video games, call me TWITCH. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\u003cbr\u003e\nCheck out all of our shows here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.slashncast.net/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.slashncast.net/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We're dipping into WoW and man, we get it.","date_published":"2020-09-25T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/a441500b-9e48-404c-a499-7265f8cb3ed7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40608242,"duration_in_seconds":2654}]},{"id":"85413de2-dda1-4cfe-bf9b-a9cda3d12d7c","title":"Episode 32: Superbutt? ","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/superbutt","content_text":"This week we delve into the DC universe for a quick moment, stumble through a director's round table, Sarah is mean to Josh and we agree that having sex with military equipment is hot.\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\nOriginal art: https://mrjonesart.com/\n\nEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\nhttps://www.slashncast.net/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThis week we delve into the DC universe for a quick moment, stumble through a director\u0026#39;s round table, Sarah is mean to Josh and we agree that having sex with military equipment is hot.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.slashncast.net/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.slashncast.net/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We dip lightly into a Supergirl FanFic! 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Let\u0026#39;s do this!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal art: \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We take a walk in the woods and scream into the bathroom mirror! 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We debate hickeys and create Fatballs: the cryptocreature who effs so hard it destroys municipal property.\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nInstagram.com/eroticasaurus\n\nartwork by https://mrjonesart.com/\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe dip back into some trash after a pandemic-induced malaise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIn this episode we touch awkwardly on presidential porn and immediately wash our hands, followed by some Mothman sex in Italian! We debate hickeys and create Fatballs: the cryptocreature who effs so hard it destroys municipal property.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nInstagram.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eartwork by \u003ca href=\"https://mrjonesart.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://mrjonesart.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We dip back into some trash after a pandemic-induced malaise.  We touch awkwardly on presidential porn and immediately wash our hands. ","date_published":"2020-08-05T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/791a1fb6-8cad-4b2f-85bb-867052322b97.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38137034,"duration_in_seconds":2350}]},{"id":"9b4b0614-5fd3-4413-8eb6-da2f052f06e7","title":"Episode 29: One Star Yelp Reviews of Rural Strip Clubs","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/yelpminimoo","content_text":"This was recorded pre-pandemic, so feel free to close your eyes and pretend none of it is happening for 35 minutes. \nWe review Butlers in the buff, the Bear's Den and Sarah gets booted form the circle jerk.\nThanks so much for your support!\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/eroticasaurus/\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\n\"Don't be a prude\"\n\n\nJosh Krebs https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\"Be a sexual astronaut\"\nSarah Nowak https://twitter.com/snowak\n\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThis was recorded pre-pandemic, so feel free to close your eyes and pretend none of it is happening for 35 minutes. \u003cbr\u003e\nWe review Butlers in the buff, the Bear\u0026#39;s Den and Sarah gets booted form the circle jerk.\u003cbr\u003e\nThanks so much for your support!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.instagram.com/eroticasaurus/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.instagram.com/eroticasaurus/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u0026quot;Don\u0026#39;t be a prude\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJosh Krebs \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\n\u0026quot;Be a sexual astronaut\u0026quot;\nSarah Nowak \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We've been on accidental hiatus, but we're easing back with this episode. \r\nReleased from our Patreon exclusive content, one star Yelp reviews of strip clubs from around the country!\r\n","date_published":"2020-06-24T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/9b4b0614-5fd3-4413-8eb6-da2f052f06e7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34071269,"duration_in_seconds":2105}]},{"id":"b1283b29-3116-4d06-9075-7a6ee59eb39f","title":"Episode 28: Dr. Jerkoff","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/drjerkoff","content_text":"We read a quick-shot robot love story and catch up on our lives.\nWe love you!\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe read a quick-shot robot love story and catch up on our lives.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe love you!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"This one's got it all! Dr. Jerkoff, Garage sex and humping one of those grocery store robots! Let's go!!!","date_published":"2020-04-10T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/b1283b29-3116-4d06-9075-7a6ee59eb39f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":44759136,"duration_in_seconds":2428}]},{"id":"ae2b81b1-0271-4762-b1d5-5c4120e7349d","title":"Episode 27: Sex With Green Men of Varying Sizes","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/greenmen","content_text":"We head to an insurance convention and do the dirty with our nemesis, then we feast on some intergalactic peen!\nIt's a stripped down long-play episode! It's our first as we figure out how to broadcast to you from our bunkers across the galaxy.\n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe head to an insurance convention and do the dirty with our nemesis, then we feast on some intergalactic peen!\u003cbr\u003e\nIt\u0026#39;s a stripped down long-play episode! It\u0026#39;s our first as we figure out how to broadcast to you from our bunkers across the galaxy.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We get taken six ways from Sunday by a famous green man, then some lil grey fellas head to the farm! It's a stripped down long play!","date_published":"2020-03-19T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/ae2b81b1-0271-4762-b1d5-5c4120e7349d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":36204148,"duration_in_seconds":2876}]},{"id":"4590a5d3-5e54-4665-9c68-79d9b86f5ab4","title":"Presenting: Bloody Date Night Presents: The Shining","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/bdncrossover","content_text":"A quick update from me! \nAnd then a full sexy ep of a podcast we endorse!\nPlease enjoy!\n\nhttps://twitter.com/BloodyDateNight\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nhttps://www.patreon.com/bloodydatenight","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eA quick update from me! \u003cbr\u003e\nAnd then a full sexy ep of a podcast we endorse!\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease enjoy!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/BloodyDateNight\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/BloodyDateNight\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/bloodydatenight\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/bloodydatenight\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"A special episode! We host an episode of Bloody Date night for *your* pleasure!","date_published":"2020-03-09T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/4590a5d3-5e54-4665-9c68-79d9b86f5ab4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":65050368,"duration_in_seconds":4151}]},{"id":"822b77b8-db8f-40bc-aa10-4d047f525f4b","title":"Episode 25: Air Force BUNS","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/airforcebuns","content_text":"We have full sex with a billionaire jet plane and if you're worried about the logistics, we've got it covered. \nOur guests enjoy a very accurate evening working as an overnight security guard. \n\nJosh is heading to Dallas! Give him some love and a follow!\n\nWe'll be back in a week or so with more messy monster sex to put in your earballs. \n\nFollow your hosts:\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;Special Guests: BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Phil Casale, and Stephanie Holmes.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe have full sex with a billionaire jet plane and if you\u0026#39;re worried about the logistics, we\u0026#39;ve got it covered. \u003cbr\u003e\nOur guests enjoy a very accurate evening working as an overnight security guard. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJosh is heading to Dallas! Give him some love and a follow!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;ll be back in a week or so with more messy monster sex to put in your earballs. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Phil Casale, and Stephanie Holmes.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Our final and drunkest House Party Episode. We fuck a plane! Right in his cockpit!\r\nAnd we enjoy a very normal experience on security detail. ","date_published":"2020-02-19T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/822b77b8-db8f-40bc-aa10-4d047f525f4b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":73128959,"duration_in_seconds":3089}]},{"id":"7a2a8409-a770-4e6c-bdac-4f1aad6802e4","title":"Episode 23: Ganged by Gnomes","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/gnomegang","content_text":"Gnome shirt, gnome shoes, gnome . . problem!?!?!?\nIt's an Eroticasaurus house party!\nWe're joined by special guests to read \"Ganged by Gnomes\", the story of a young woman who just needs to get away from the big city and rents a treehouse for the weekend. \nAvailable here:\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Gnomes-Sable-Collins-ebook/dp/B083XQTN73/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+gnomes\u0026amp;qid=1580835608\u0026amp;sr=8-1\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;Special Guests: Abbie Harper, BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Megan O'Malley, Phil Casale, and Stephanie Holmes.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eGnome shirt, gnome shoes, gnome . . problem!?!?!?\u003cbr\u003e\nIt\u0026#39;s an Eroticasaurus house party!\u003cbr\u003e\nWe\u0026#39;re joined by special guests to read \u0026quot;Ganged by Gnomes\u0026quot;, the story of a young woman who just needs to get away from the big city and rents a treehouse for the weekend. \u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Gnomes-Sable-Collins-ebook/dp/B083XQTN73/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+gnomes\u0026qid=1580835608\u0026sr=8-1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Gnomes-Sable-Collins-ebook/dp/B083XQTN73/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+gnomes\u0026amp;qid=1580835608\u0026amp;sr=8-1\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: Abbie Harper, BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Megan O\u0026#39;Malley, Phil Casale, and Stephanie Holmes.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Gnome shirt, gnome shoes, gnome . . problem!?!?!?\r\nIt's an Eroticasaurus house party!","date_published":"2020-02-04T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/7a2a8409-a770-4e6c-bdac-4f1aad6802e4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":47200099,"duration_in_seconds":1978}]},{"id":"5a6b1514-79a8-40c0-9a09-7f59e866e9ce","title":"Episode 22: Ghosty Kink","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/ghosty","content_text":"This is a fun one: a super cute relationship between a woman and her house ghost.  They get funky with toys \u0026amp; restraints!\n\nMeanwhile, Josh and Sarah talk hickies and getting caught by your parents. \n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a fun one: a super cute relationship between a woman and her house ghost.  They get funky with toys \u0026amp; restraints!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, Josh and Sarah talk hickies and getting caught by your parents. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We drop in on a very convenient domestic situation between a woman and a spectral vision. ","date_published":"2020-01-29T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/5a6b1514-79a8-40c0-9a09-7f59e866e9ce.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":33199612,"duration_in_seconds":2186}]},{"id":"3cd1a092-85d4-48d7-a087-c65c1289ed86","title":"Episode 21: Ravished by the Triceratops","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/ravishedbytriceratops","content_text":"Josh and Sarah dip into dino porn for the first time. \nWe also come up with a new pizza business and talk about ghosting. \n\nGet the full text of the book as well as other fantastic dirty stories here:\nhttps://cutt.ly/crn8fFf\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJosh and Sarah dip into dino porn for the first time. \u003cbr\u003e\nWe also come up with a new pizza business and talk about ghosting. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet the full text of the book as well as other fantastic dirty stories here:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://cutt.ly/crn8fFf\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://cutt.ly/crn8fFf\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Our first actual dino porn! WE DID IT!","date_published":"2020-01-21T12:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/3cd1a092-85d4-48d7-a087-c65c1289ed86.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":26051295,"duration_in_seconds":1643}]},{"id":"179c7764-c24d-47b1-b6d6-d486b05a18aa","title":"Episode 20: Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound Me In The Butt","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/frankenstein","content_text":"Sarah and Josh head to Germany to spend time with a big green guy named Frankie who is \nFULL. \nOF. \nSURPRISES.\n\nTo purchase this story for Kindle:\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-Frankenstein-Pound-Butt-ebook/dp/B0168U43EO/\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh head to Germany to spend time with a big green guy named Frankie who is \u003cbr\u003e\nFULL. \u003cbr\u003e\nOF. \u003cbr\u003e\nSURPRISES.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo purchase this story for Kindle:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-Frankenstein-Pound-Butt-ebook/dp/B0168U43EO/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-Frankenstein-Pound-Butt-ebook/dp/B0168U43EO/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We kick of 2020 with our 20th episode. \r\nYou'd think that title is self-explanatory but it is very, very not. ","date_published":"2020-01-09T13:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/179c7764-c24d-47b1-b6d6-d486b05a18aa.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39342597,"duration_in_seconds":2539}]},{"id":"5eae93ce-f81e-4cd4-aae1-6097054bc8e8","title":"Episode 19: You Can't Get Cum From a Stone","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/stone","content_text":"We take a walk in the woods and make fuck with a collosal woman made of stone. It is good. \n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe take a walk in the woods and make fuck with a collosal woman made of stone. It is good. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"This week's sexy monster climbs off the side of a building and into your hearts.","date_published":"2019-12-11T15:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/5eae93ce-f81e-4cd4-aae1-6097054bc8e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":47802315,"duration_in_seconds":3057}]},{"id":"438e57f2-60fd-4d3b-a091-618ee837c76f","title":"Episode 18: Fill Me With Your Nut","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/nutfilled","content_text":"We didn't mean to find this but once we did we couldn't keep it from you. \n\nThis story goes in some crazy places, hop on for the ride! \n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe didn\u0026#39;t mean to find this but once we did we couldn\u0026#39;t keep it from you. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis story goes in some crazy places, hop on for the ride! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"M\u0026M erotica? M\u0026M erotica. ","date_published":"2019-12-06T13:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/438e57f2-60fd-4d3b-a091-618ee837c76f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":34144307,"duration_in_seconds":2132}]},{"id":"4a3f0781-f7d3-47bd-9411-815f361f84f3","title":"Episode 17: Please DO Tap on the Glass","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/tapglass","content_text":"Sarah is failing to work through her obsession with objectophilia, we figure out what Josh did in his parents closet and our story subjects give each other a \"reptile house\".\n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah is failing to work through her obsession with objectophilia, we figure out what Josh did in his parents closet and our story subjects give each other a \u0026quot;reptile house\u0026quot;.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We read a bit of Supernatural fan fic, but everything that happens is VERY natural.","date_published":"2019-11-22T13:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/4a3f0781-f7d3-47bd-9411-815f361f84f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":41498636,"duration_in_seconds":2549}]},{"id":"c5063cf7-f8e9-44c6-b7ba-9f8e0031e901","title":"Episode 16: Captured by Orcs","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/orc","content_text":"Josh and Sarah read a section of the two cums up story Captured By Orcs by Christie Sims and find out if Orcs are better lovers than Sasquatch and no one pulls a knife on Josh. \n\nFollow your hosts:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nSupport the show:\nhttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\n\n*CW: non-con sexual situations","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJosh and Sarah read a section of the two cums up story Captured By Orcs by Christie Sims and find out if Orcs are better lovers than Sasquatch and no one pulls a knife on Josh. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow your hosts:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSupport the show:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e*CW: non-con sexual situations\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We have a surprisingly good time at Orc Burning Man. ","date_published":"2019-11-12T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/c5063cf7-f8e9-44c6-b7ba-9f8e0031e901.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":40913313,"duration_in_seconds":2596}]},{"id":"7a1d7748-074c-4f98-b414-b6dc40b50001","title":"Episode 15: Fear Boner Fest 2019","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/fearboner2019","content_text":"Welcome to the first annual Fear Boner Fest! We're reading sexy stories about your favorite monsters and we've cooked up a special Halloween edition of one star yelp reviews of rural strip clubs!\n\nOpen up your goodie bag and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!\n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl screams \u0026gt;\u0026gt; ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the first annual Fear Boner Fest! We\u0026#39;re reading sexy stories about your favorite monsters and we\u0026#39;ve cooked up a special Halloween edition of one star yelp reviews of rural strip clubs!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOpen up your goodie bag and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl screams \u0026gt;\u0026gt; \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's Fear Boner Fest and we have some franchisey treats and delights for you to scare your pants off!\r\n","date_published":"2019-10-31T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/7a1d7748-074c-4f98-b414-b6dc40b50001.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":42470667,"duration_in_seconds":2775}]},{"id":"683f15fb-9771-454b-b669-bdbe1d22996c","title":"Episode 14: Werewolf Surprise!","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/werewolf1","content_text":"Sarah and Josh head BACK to the woods, but this time it's to meet a kind stranger who needs our pants. \n\nListen, this story got 2 cums down, but we reimagined a new ending that's going to make wanna crank it.  Right. There.\n\nFollow us on twitter \nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nthanks!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh head BACK to the woods, but this time it\u0026#39;s to meet a kind stranger who needs our pants. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eListen, this story got 2 cums down, but we reimagined a new ending that\u0026#39;s going to make wanna crank it.  Right. There.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow us on twitter \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ethanks!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Put your transformation pants on and then rip em off! The moon is full and we've got a surprise for you!","date_published":"2019-10-23T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/683f15fb-9771-454b-b669-bdbe1d22996c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":28799037,"duration_in_seconds":1829}]},{"id":"b5db969e-8aaa-4834-bf9f-8f6ff8422dce","title":"Episode 13: Sasquatch Gang Bang","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/sasquatch","content_text":"Sarah and Josh head to the woods for an intimate interlude with Bigfoots. \nSpoiler: We love it. \n\nbuy it here: \nhttps://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Bigfoot-MMMF-Hardcore-Group-ebook/dp/B01H4EN4W0/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+bigfoot\u0026amp;qid=1571245537\u0026amp;s=digital-text\u0026amp;sr=1-1\n\nPlease follow us on twitter:\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nThanks!\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh head to the woods for an intimate interlude with Bigfoots. \u003cbr\u003e\nSpoiler: We love it. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ebuy it here: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Bigfoot-MMMF-Hardcore-Group-ebook/dp/B01H4EN4W0/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+bigfoot\u0026qid=1571245537\u0026s=digital-text\u0026sr=1-1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Bigfoot-MMMF-Hardcore-Group-ebook/dp/B01H4EN4W0/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+bigfoot\u0026amp;qid=1571245537\u0026amp;s=digital-text\u0026amp;sr=1-1\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease follow us on twitter:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThanks!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"How much more information could you possibly need?","date_published":"2019-10-16T01:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/b5db969e-8aaa-4834-bf9f-8f6ff8422dce.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":39011357,"duration_in_seconds":2520}]},{"id":"c2405723-16d4-419e-b785-a4e8e6b1b365","title":"Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/yeenqueen2","content_text":"We're reading a second part of YEEN QUEEN where a gender fluid hyena/human hybrid finally gets her crush to \"bend the knee\" and we are INTO. IT. \nAlso, it's Josh's birthday, a full moon and Friday the 13th. Super witchy.\n\nPlease leave us a star or a review!  or B O T H.\n\nreach out on twitter:\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\nbuy us a coffee to keep us afloat:\nhttps://ko-fi.com/sarahmnowak","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;re reading a second part of YEEN QUEEN where a gender fluid hyena/human hybrid finally gets her crush to \u0026quot;bend the knee\u0026quot; and we are INTO. IT. \u003cbr\u003e\nAlso, it\u0026#39;s Josh\u0026#39;s birthday, a full moon and Friday the 13th. Super witchy.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease leave us a star or a review!  or B O T H.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ereach out on twitter:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ebuy us a coffee to keep us afloat:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://ko-fi.com/sarahmnowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://ko-fi.com/sarahmnowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Boy smells, fatty ballsacks and a dick that can roll up like a sleeve! This episode has EVERYTHING. ","date_published":"2019-09-24T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/c2405723-16d4-419e-b785-a4e8e6b1b365.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":48994740,"duration_in_seconds":2334}]},{"id":"3955950a-7f5e-49b5-bcce-5c56048ad5a3","title":"Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/yeenqueenone","content_text":"Sarah and Josh read you the story of Ashton, a sad sack heavy metal singer who wishes for a gimmick, and boy does he get one!\n\nIt's our Friday the 13th episode, where we also discuss butt funnels, peperroni nipples and John Carpenter comes up again to the surpise of literally no one. \n\nFollow us on twitter:\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\nbuy us a coffee!\nhttps://t.co/Rr1lMIvzdJ\n\nStory is \n\"YEEN QUEEN\" by Xerox2 found on Literotica","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh read you the story of Ashton, a sad sack heavy metal singer who wishes for a gimmick, and boy does he get one!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s our Friday the 13th episode, where we also discuss butt funnels, peperroni nipples and John Carpenter comes up again to the surpise of literally no one. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow us on twitter:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nbuy us a coffee!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://t.co/Rr1lMIvzdJ\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://t.co/Rr1lMIvzdJ\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStory is \u003cbr\u003e\n\u0026quot;YEEN QUEEN\u0026quot; by Xerox2 found on Literotica\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"A Heavy Metal God succumbs to an ancient curse, and transforms into something horrifying  . . . ly sexy!","date_published":"2019-09-17T01:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/3955950a-7f5e-49b5-bcce-5c56048ad5a3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":40284069,"duration_in_seconds":1978}]},{"id":"73bb2ac5-c867-44f4-9496-1b49429bb88f","title":"Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/snakelady","content_text":"Sarah and Josh give two cums up to the story of a snake lady and a meek gentleman in a cave, we go down a double dick rabbit hole and still don't grasp how reptiles reproduce.\n\ntwitter:\n@eroticasaurus\n@snowak\n@joshthemayorwon\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh give two cums up to the story of a snake lady and a meek gentleman in a cave, we go down a double dick rabbit hole and still don\u0026#39;t grasp how reptiles reproduce.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003etwitter:\u003cbr\u003e\n@eroticasaurus\u003cbr\u003e\n@snowak\u003cbr\u003e\n@joshthemayorwon\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"A snakewoman toys with a trembling man and we do a google search that actually leaves us speechless. ","date_published":"2019-09-03T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/73bb2ac5-c867-44f4-9496-1b49429bb88f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":33500781,"duration_in_seconds":2173}]},{"id":"9bc2e5a4-4985-44da-98a7-553fdf5c8eb0","title":"Episode 9: Date with the Devil","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/datedevil","content_text":"Sarah and Josh fall through a hell gate directly on to Lucifer's balls, and crush whatever chances they had of making it in corporate america by doing a dramatic reading from issue 1 of \"Horny Biker Slut\".\n\n@eroticasaurus\n@snowak\n@joshthemayorwon\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds\u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSarah and Josh fall through a hell gate directly on to Lucifer\u0026#39;s balls, and crush whatever chances they had of making it in corporate america by doing a dramatic reading from issue 1 of \u0026quot;Horny Biker Slut\u0026quot;.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e@eroticasaurus\u003cbr\u003e\n@snowak\u003cbr\u003e\n@joshthemayorwon\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Guess how many dicks Satan has?! GUESS!","date_published":"2019-08-27T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/9bc2e5a4-4985-44da-98a7-553fdf5c8eb0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":40495834,"duration_in_seconds":2606}]},{"id":"35c36a2c-6639-434e-9dcf-2520447c290d","title":"Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/santatentacletwo","content_text":"Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval. \n\nWe finish the second half of Santa vs. The Tenatcle Monster and give it 2 cums up!\n\nFollow on twitter\n@eroticasaurus\n@snowak\n@joshthemayorwon\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww27RR7jUrs\u0026amp;feature=em-lsb-owner\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eFollow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah\u0026#39;s brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe finish the second half of Santa vs. The Tenatcle Monster and give it 2 cums up!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow on twitter\u003cbr\u003e\n@eroticasaurus\u003cbr\u003e\n@snowak\u003cbr\u003e\n@joshthemayorwon\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww27RR7jUrs\u0026feature=em-lsb-owner\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww27RR7jUrs\u0026amp;feature=em-lsb-owner\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks,  we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval. ","date_published":"2019-08-19T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/35c36a2c-6639-434e-9dcf-2520447c290d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":32448456,"duration_in_seconds":2144}]},{"id":"157d3607-cf58-41fe-b4af-efe363042526","title":"Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode ","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/yelpmegaepisode","content_text":"We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA. \n\nPlease follow us on twitter for pictures of Big Earls, the Wet Logo and a very filthy door.\nFeel free to drop us a DM if there's anything special you'd like us to cover. \n\nhttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\nhttps://twitter.com/snowak\nhttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\n\n\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe take you on a tour of Earl\u0026#39;s Goldmine, Beach Girl\u0026#39;s, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease follow us on twitter for pictures of Big Earls, the Wet Logo and a very filthy door.\u003cbr\u003e\nFeel free to drop us a DM if there\u0026#39;s anything special you\u0026#39;d like us to cover. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/eroticasaurus\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/snowak\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/snowak\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt;\u0026lt; pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA. 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This is just for you!","date_published":"2019-07-25T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/4a0226ea-1d05-4fee-8f56-927ec4b862c7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":61873164,"duration_in_seconds":2428}]},{"id":"15672f6f-5915-445e-9463-26ff206cb2f3","title":"Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/wegotocockmiccon","content_text":"In honor of ComicCon we're enjoying some love in an elevator with a surprising twist. The twist? People have sex! \nSarah still can't say adult words, Josh talks about multiple Tommy Lees and Greg casts some aspertions at famous people. \n\nPlease follow us on twitter!\n@eroticasaurus\n@Joshthemayorwon\n@snowak\n@bloodydatenight\n\nContact us at: \neroticasaurus@gmail.com\n\n\u0026lt; Pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIn honor of ComicCon we\u0026#39;re enjoying some love in an elevator with a surprising twist. The twist? People have sex! \u003cbr\u003e\nSarah still can\u0026#39;t say adult words, Josh talks about multiple Tommy Lees and Greg casts some aspertions at famous people. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease follow us on twitter!\u003cbr\u003e\n@eroticasaurus\u003cbr\u003e\n@Joshthemayorwon\u003cbr\u003e\n@snowak\u003cbr\u003e\n@bloodydatenight\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eContact us at: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"mailto:eroticasaurus@gmail.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eeroticasaurus@gmail.com\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026lt; Pterodactyl sounds \u0026gt;\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"In this episode: Greg is back and we read a good one!","date_published":"2019-07-15T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/15672f6f-5915-445e-9463-26ff206cb2f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":53037882,"duration_in_seconds":2023}]},{"id":"e26f8aa6-5dba-424a-8beb-2a6a5798daa1","title":"Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/beetsbearsbadwriting","content_text":"","content_html":"","summary":"This week Josh and Sarah are joined by a friend to read some sitcom-based erotica and then we get turtle genitalia very very wrong.\r\n \r\nFollow Sarah and Josh on Twitter:\r\n@snowak \r\n@JoshTheMayorWon\r\n@NationalScandal\r\n","date_published":"2019-07-09T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/e26f8aa6-5dba-424a-8beb-2a6a5798daa1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":60660023,"duration_in_seconds":2409}]},{"id":"53425a68-7e91-4f4c-8889-b62a68b6144a","title":"Episode 0101: Episode 1: Don't Drink That","url":"https://eroticasaurus.fireside.fm/0101","content_text":"Josh Krebs does his first dramatic reading of erotica. We read a selection from \"Galloping Gallons\" and \"Mushroom Kingdom\". \nPlease leave us a review!\nPlease follow us on twitter!\n@eroticasaurus","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJosh Krebs does his first dramatic reading of erotica. We read a selection from \u0026quot;Galloping Gallons\u0026quot; and \u0026quot;Mushroom Kingdom\u0026quot;. \u003cbr\u003e\nPlease leave us a review!\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease follow us on twitter!\u003cbr\u003e\n@eroticasaurus\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Sarah and comedian Josh Krebs read 2 tales from the fringe and learn to not drink whatever someone gives you.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2019-06-28T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/9ae2c34f-e1a8-41af-a76f-66093d6215f4/53425a68-7e91-4f4c-8889-b62a68b6144a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":43075249,"duration_in_seconds":2072}]}]}