Eroticasaurus - Episodes Tagged with “Erotica”

Episode 36: Velma, Daphne, Fred, and a Surprise Guest

Sarah Nowak — Fri, 16 Jul 2021 15:00:00 -0400

We take the Mystery Machine to a haunted house and then the craziest thing happens!!!!!!!
(sex)

We hope you all get your hands on your feet real soon!

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Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/

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Episode 34: Erotica About The Coronavirus, I guess?

Sarah Nowak — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 17:00:00 -0400

A sexy lady scientist accidentally sends covid to the past, and must go inside the large Hadron Collider to something something jizz.
None of it is what you think!

This was recorded last November. Sorry for the long pause, we were adjusting to the weird mutants our lives have become.
Thanks for sticking with us.
Stay safe, we hope this makes you horny.

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Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/

Eroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network
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Presenting: Bloody Date Night Presents: The Shining

Sarah Nowak — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 12:00:00 -0400

A quick update from me!
And then a full sexy ep of a podcast we endorse!
Please enjoy!

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https://www.patreon.com/bloodydatenight

Episode 23: Ganged by Gnomes

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 12:00:00 -0500

Gnome shirt, gnome shoes, gnome . . problem!?!?!?
It's an Eroticasaurus house party!
We're joined by special guests to read "Ganged by Gnomes", the story of a young woman who just needs to get away from the big city and rents a treehouse for the weekend.
Available here:
https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Gnomes-Sable-Collins-ebook/dp/B083XQTN73/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+gnomes&qid=1580835608&sr=8-1

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Special Guests: Abbie Harper, BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Megan O'Malley, Phil Casale, and Stephanie Holmes.

Episode 22: Ghosty Kink

Sarah Nowak — Wed, 29 Jan 2020 12:00:00 -0500

This is a fun one: a super cute relationship between a woman and her house ghost. They get funky with toys & restraints!

Meanwhile, Josh and Sarah talk hickies and getting caught by your parents.

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Episode 21: Ravished by the Triceratops

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 12:30:00 -0500

Josh and Sarah dip into dino porn for the first time.
We also come up with a new pizza business and talk about ghosting.

Get the full text of the book as well as other fantastic dirty stories here:
https://cutt.ly/crn8fFf

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Episode 20: Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound Me In The Butt

Sarah Nowak — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 13:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh head to Germany to spend time with a big green guy named Frankie who is
FULL.
OF.
SURPRISES.

To purchase this story for Kindle:
https://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-Frankenstein-Pound-Butt-ebook/dp/B0168U43EO/

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Episode 19: You Can't Get Cum From a Stone

Sarah Nowak — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 15:30:00 -0500

We take a walk in the woods and make fuck with a collosal woman made of stone. It is good.

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Episode 18: Fill Me With Your Nut

Sarah Nowak — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:00:00 -0500

We didn't mean to find this but once we did we couldn't keep it from you.

This story goes in some crazy places, hop on for the ride!

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Episode 17: Please DO Tap on the Glass

Sarah Nowak — Fri, 22 Nov 2019 13:00:00 -0500

Sarah is failing to work through her obsession with objectophilia, we figure out what Josh did in his parents closet and our story subjects give each other a "reptile house".

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Episode 16: Captured by Orcs

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 12 Nov 2019 16:00:00 -0500

Josh and Sarah read a section of the two cums up story Captured By Orcs by Christie Sims and find out if Orcs are better lovers than Sasquatch and no one pulls a knife on Josh.

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*CW: non-con sexual situations

Episode 15: Fear Boner Fest 2019

Sarah Nowak — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 12:00:00 -0400

Welcome to the first annual Fear Boner Fest! We're reading sexy stories about your favorite monsters and we've cooked up a special Halloween edition of one star yelp reviews of rural strip clubs!

Open up your goodie bag and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Episode 14: Werewolf Surprise!

Sarah Nowak — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh head BACK to the woods, but this time it's to meet a kind stranger who needs our pants.

Listen, this story got 2 cums down, but we reimagined a new ending that's going to make wanna crank it. Right. There.

thanks!

Episode 13: Sasquatch Gang Bang

Sarah Nowak — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 01:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh head to the woods for an intimate interlude with Bigfoots.
Spoiler: We love it.

buy it here:
https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Bigfoot-MMMF-Hardcore-Group-ebook/dp/B01H4EN4W0/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ganged+by+bigfoot&qid=1571245537&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

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Thanks!

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Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 12:00:00 -0400

We're reading a second part of YEEN QUEEN where a gender fluid hyena/human hybrid finally gets her crush to "bend the knee" and we are INTO. IT.
Also, it's Josh's birthday, a full moon and Friday the 13th. Super witchy.

Please leave us a star or a review! or B O T H.

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Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh read you the story of Ashton, a sad sack heavy metal singer who wishes for a gimmick, and boy does he get one!

It's our Friday the 13th episode, where we also discuss butt funnels, peperroni nipples and John Carpenter comes up again to the surpise of literally no one.

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Story is
"YEEN QUEEN" by Xerox2 found on Literotica

Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh give two cums up to the story of a snake lady and a meek gentleman in a cave, we go down a double dick rabbit hole and still don't grasp how reptiles reproduce.

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@eroticasaurus
@snowak
@joshthemayorwon

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Episode 9: Date with the Devil

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 27 Aug 2019 13:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh fall through a hell gate directly on to Lucifer's balls, and crush whatever chances they had of making it in corporate america by doing a dramatic reading from issue 1 of "Horny Biker Slut".

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@snowak
@joshthemayorwon

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Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening

Sarah Nowak — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:00:00 -0400

Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval.

We finish the second half of Santa vs. The Tenatcle Monster and give it 2 cums up!

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Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode

Sarah Nowak — Thu, 15 Aug 2019 13:00:00 -0400

We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA.

Please follow us on twitter for pictures of Big Earls, the Wet Logo and a very filthy door.
Feel free to drop us a DM if there's anything special you'd like us to cover.

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https://twitter.com/snowak
https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon

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Episode 4: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster! Part I

Sarah Nowak — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 12:00:00 -0400

What a gift we have for you!
This story was 4 of out 5 hornys, with 2 of 3 participants deeming it horny.
GUESS WHICH 2!
We'll likely dip back into this story in a future episode.

We're joined by comedian Meghan O'Malley
@megsomalls
Who can be seen at her twice monthly stand up showcase "Barely Making It" and appears with Josh and Sarah on the sketch team @nationalscandal.

Please like and subscribe!
on twitter:
@eroticasaurus
@snowak
@joshthemayorwon

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Special Guest: Megan O'Malley.

Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con

Sarah Nowak — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 13:00:00 -0400

In honor of ComicCon we're enjoying some love in an elevator with a surprising twist. The twist? People have sex!
Sarah still can't say adult words, Josh talks about multiple Tommy Lees and Greg casts some aspertions at famous people.

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@Joshthemayorwon
@snowak
@bloodydatenight

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Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing

Sarah Nowak — Tue, 09 Jul 2019 13:00:00 -0400